Tuesday, March 10, 2009

ET Tu, Begonia?

I'm being poisoned.

The foliage and flora of this planet are slowly killing me. They're conspiring against me... trying to do me in.

We all know it's a plant and tree love-fest this time of year, but I don't know if I'm going to survive it this time. The yellow haze of pollen is EVERYWHERE. It's killin' my sinuses. I woke up this morning feeling like I'd been snorting flour all night.

Bad stuff.
Is it happening everywhere or just here in Southeast Texas?

I'm seriously thinking about getting one of those little while masks that covers your mouth and nose. I don't want to stick out though... maybe I can paint a fake mouth and nose on it to appear normal, but very ventriloquist-like.

Have a great day. I'll be in my laboratory working on my face mask.